This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready and check out the maddest show on earth! It's our pal the Jade Colossus and he's lost it on the blinkers. We bet you won't believe your ears. Those diminutive lights are gonna be flashin'non-stop faster than a speeding train. Brace yourselves 'cause this is one wild ride you won't wanna miss. Expect the unexpected! Protect t